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Movie Review

It was suggested to me that I try writing a movie review. Okay, I thought, I can do that. All I have to do is go see a movie and then write a short blog about the movie. Easy, right? /react-text react-text: 2411 I then realized that I don't go to movies. I realized I've never been a movie guy, and I started to think about why that is. I did a search for current movies playing in my area, and here's what I came up with. /react-text Justice League react-text: 2415 : I checked out the trailer because I loved the old Justice League of America comic books. This isn't my Justice League. I wondered why they dropped the “of America,” for instance. They've even changed the characters so they're barely recognizable to us old comic book guys. Nope, don't like change, so this movie's out. /react-text Coco react-text: 2419 : A cartoon in which young Miguel travels to the Land of the Dead to become a great musician. I shouldn't have to explain why I'm not going to see this one. /react-text Thor: Ragnarok react-text: 2423 : See “Justice League” above. This new and improved Thor is just wrong. And what's he doing on the other side of the universe? /react-text Wonder react-text: 2427 : A kid with a deformed face goes to high school. I can probably predict this entire movie without ever having seen it. No need to go. /react-text Daddy's Home 2 react-text: 2431 : I don't like Will Ferrell, I hate Christmas, and I didn't see Daddy's Home 1, so I can cross this one off. /react-text Murder on the Orient Express react-text: 2435 : I didn't like the first one, and from what I can see, this is the same one with different people. Besides, I already know how it ends. /react-text The Star react-text: 2439 : A donkey escapes the drudgery of his life at home and goes on a great donkey adventure. Seriously? /react-text A Bad Moms Christmas react-text: 2443 : Remember how I hate Christmas? I'm not going to see a movie about a holiday I don't like, and it doesn't matter how bad the moms are. /react-text react-text: 2446 So there's my list of current movies available for my long-anticipated movie review. To make it easy, I thought I'd just tell you how I judge movies, and I believe it's the most accurate barometer of the quality of the movie. Here's my rating system from my lowest rating to my highest: /react-text react-text: 2449 Fell Asleep /react-text react-text: 2452 Secretly Checked My Phone /react-text react-text: 2455 Checked Out the People in the Theater /react-text react-text: 2458 Didn't Fall Asleep /react-text react-text: 2461 Watched the Whole Movie /react-text react-text: 2464 Remembered the Ending. /react-text react-text: 2467 There you have it in a nutshell. The official Cliff's Corner Movie Rating System. To keep it short, the movies are rated: FA, SCMP, CHTPITT, DFA, WTWM, and RTE. /react-text react-text: 2470 I wonder if /react-text Rocky react-text: 2472 is on Netflix. /react-text


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