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We Need to Give Everyone in Washington a Time Out. /react-text

react-text: 3520 I don't know about you, but I'm even more sick of Washington now than I was during the election that Hillary lost because the Russians sent a couple of college dropouts to America to hack into our voting machines and switch votes from Hillary to “The Donald.” /react-text react-text: 3523 Wait, what do you mean they didn't do that? They must have, I saw it on Facebook. /react-text react-text: 3526 The Democrats wanted James Comey fired until he got fired. Then . . . not so much. /react-text react-text: 3529 Hillary still thinks that if the election had been held on October 27, she'd be president. /react-text react-text: 3532 President Trump wants a travel ban that's not a travel ban because it's actually just a ban on travel. /react-text react-text: 3535 Jeff Sessions is running around Washington saying we have to believe him—he didn't do anything because he doesn't know anything. /react-text react-text: 3538 Nancy Pelosi still thinks we need to pass the Affordable Care Act so we can find out what's in it. /react-text react-text: 3541 Chuck Schumer just hates everyone, including his friends. /react-text react-text: 3544 Chuck Todd, the moderator of /react-text Meet The Press react-text: 3546 , still can't figure out anything at all. /react-text react-text: 3549 Bill Maher isn't politically correct after all, since he used the “N” word. /react-text react-text: 3552 Rosie O'Donnell is so fed up . . . she's actually fed up. /react-text react-text: 3555 Donald Trump, Jr. and Eric Trump should simply be sent to a galaxy far, far away. /react-text react-text: 3558 Ivanka can stay, now that she’s dropped the price of her clothes and they're selling again. /react-text react-text: 3561 President Obama is making millions on the lecture circuit and is probably the happiest American alive now that he's out of Washington. I don't blame him. /react-text react-text: 3564 We're out of the worst deal in recent memory—the Paris Accords. So what happens? Governors are jumping on board saying their states will sign up because if it's a bad deal for the federal government, the states should definitely sign on. /react-text react-text: 3567 States are passing laws allowing you to carry a concealed weapon even if you don't have a permit because “the bad guys don't have permits either.” /react-text react-text: 3570 North Korea is setting off missiles like it's the Fourth of July in North Korea. Yes, they have a Fourth of July in North Korea. They also have a Fifth, Sixth, and Seventh of July. /react-text react-text: 3573 It's not just here in America. Theresa May read polls in England that said the Tories had a 20-point lead, so she decided to call for an election. Ah, not so fast there, Terri—you got bushwhacked! /react-text react-text: 3576 Germany's pissed off at us, but that's okay because I just saw on television that Romania remains solidly behind us and thinks they and the rest of NATO should pay their back taxes. If they do, it will probably be with American foreign aid. /react-text react-text: 3579 The /react-text New York Times react-text: 3581 lies. The /react-text Washington Post react-text: 3583 lies. /react-text Breitbart react-text: 3585 lies all the time, and Bill Cosby's probably going to be a guest of the state for a very long time. /react-text react-text: 3588 I don't know about you, but I'm getting damn tired of it. /react-text react-text: 3590


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