Neighborhood
You don't want to mess with my neighborhood. Earlier today the Lovely Louise was riled up. About two months ago she hired a new pool...
Mad Marchness
Once again its time for that annual Rite of Spring—the NCAA Basketball Tournament! Yes, I know its called March Madness, but the Lovely...
Cape Cod Winter
Things I miss about winter on Cape Cod. Shoveling snow After one heart attack I really don’t need another one. Besides, I have a...
Gun Control 2
I am a gun owner. I am neither proud nor ashamed of that fact. It is simply a fact. I have been properly trained in the handling,...
Gas Tank
I’m free! Two years ago the Lovely Louise and I bought a boat. Its not a real boat; its one of those pontoon things. After decades of...
Horses
There’s something about women and horses that men will never understand. Men see horses as a tool, a means to get from one point to...
Cancer
I have cancer. No, that’s not entirely accurate. I have lots of cancers. Let me explain. I’ve known and still know a lot of people with...
Elephants
I like elephants. I mean, who doesn’t like elephants? I guess the problem I have is that they’re simply elephants. In Connecticut...
Accounting
I was a very good student back in the day when I was in school. Straight A’s, top of the class, the whole enchilada. In my entire life I...
Groceries
Today is grocery day. Visitors from the frozen north are arriving tonight and tomorrow, and I’m assuming they’ll want food when they get...
