Pet Peeves
No coffee in the morning. Running out of coffee is the worst sin possible. It doesn't matter that I'm the one who does the shopping; it...
Bourbon
I began drinking scotch in college. My father drank Dewar’s, and so I started drinking it because I could get it for free at his house. I...
Cooking
I used to think I was a good cook. When I first met the Lovely Louise, I offered to make dinner for her and her boys and bring it over to...
Change
I don't like change. It seems to me that change is rarely for the better. When someone tells you that things are going to change, trust...
Fred
In high school I drove a 1945 Willys army jeep. Canvas top, fold-down windshield, and stick shift. If you opened the hood, it had four...
I Hate Apple
Don't get me wrong—I bought my first Apple computer in 1979. I think I was one of four people in the entire country who actually bought...